{"product_id":"detective-christmas-ornament-keepsake-for-him-coffee-lover-holiday-gift","title":"Detective Christmas Ornament Keepsake for Him Coffee Lover Holiday Gift","description":"Step into the world of mystery with a holiday twist. This oval ornament captures the sharp humor of detectives who swear by their coffee, turning your Christmas tree into a stage for witty banter and cozy camaraderie. Its edge-to-edge sublimation printing ensures the quote stays vibrant, while the gold cord adds a festive sparkle that catches the eye.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for the detective fan who loves a good laugh and a steaming cup, this keepsake is fantastic for Christmas celebrations, birthdays, or any moment that calls for a playful surprise. It fits seamlessly into family gatherings or office holiday parties. Whether you're gifting it to a partner, a friend, or a coworker, the ornament's playful message will remind them that even the sharpest minds need a caffeine boost.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, the ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick. Its lightweight construction and sturdy build make it safe for homes with pets or children, while the gold cord ensures effortless hanging. The high-gloss finish not only protects the vivid print but also gives the piece a polished look that complements any holiday décor style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLet this bold, coffee-drinking detective ornament become a cherished conversation starter this holiday season. Invite laughter into your celebrations and watch the conversation flow as everyone shares a nod to their favorite coffee-drinking sleuth. Add to cart today and give a gift that blends humor, style, and a touch of mystery.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrandpa loves quirky gifts, and this oval ornament fits his detective humor perfectly. It shows he's the coffee-drinking, candid sleuth he prides himself on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHoliday cheer is amplified when this piece hangs on a tree, celebrating Christmas with a twist of detective wit and caffeine love daily today.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe white, 3.25-inch tall, 1\/8-inch thick MDF ornament boasts a high-gloss plastic finish and edge-to-edge sublimation for bright, vivid colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'Don't trust a detective that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot' sits proudly on the ornament, echoing the bold, unapologetic spirit of every coffee-drinking sleuth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd this unique detective ornament to your collection and gift a laugh that will light up any holiday room. Its bold message, glossy finish, and gold cord for easy hanging make it a standout piece that sparks conversation, stays bright.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48070538330164,"sku":"PTM-140-18-315186","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/2090\/4500\/files\/oval_ornament_315186_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1785219957","url":"https:\/\/giftoryhub.com\/products\/detective-christmas-ornament-keepsake-for-him-coffee-lover-holiday-gift","provider":"giftoryhub","version":"1.0","type":"link"}