{"product_id":"detective-christmas-ornament-keepsake-gift-for-him-coffee-cussing","title":"Detective Christmas Ornament Keepsake Gift for Him - Coffee \u0026 Cussing","description":"Detective fans love a good mystery, and this ornament delivers a punchy reminder that no case is complete without coffee and a candid attitude. The circular shape and high-gloss finish make it a standout piece for any holiday display. Its bright, coffee-scented vibe makes it a playful nod to the daily grind of sleuthing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for detectives who appreciate humor, the ornament is crafted from durable MDF and printed edge-to-edge with sublimation, ensuring bright, vivid colors that last through countless holiday seasons. Its lightweight construction keeps it safe even around pets or children. The sturdy MDF core resists dents, while the glossy coating protects against holiday mishaps.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHang it on your tree with the included festive gold cord and watch it become a conversation starter. Whether it's a gift for a partner, a friend, or a colleague, the quote's bold humor guarantees a laugh and a reminder that even sleuths need a break. Its edge-to-edge print ensures no corners are missed, keeping the quote visible from every angle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLet this ornament be the centerpiece that brings the whole family together and share a laugh every year. Add this witty detective ornament to your holiday décor and give a gift that sparks laughter, coffee-filled investigations, and a touch of irreverent charm.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for detectives who love a sharp sense of humor, this ornament delivers a punchy reminder that no case is complete without coffee and a candid attitude and a dash of irreverence that keeps the mystery alive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFantastic for holiday decorating, this Christmas tree keepsake adds a playful twist to any festive display, reminding everyone that even sleuths need a break from the case files and a moment to share a laugh with loved ones.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the 2.75″ tall, 1\/8″ thick ornament is lightweight yet durable, featuring edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid, long-lasting colors and it comes with a festive gold cord for easy hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen you hang this ornament, you'll hear the words, 'Don't trust a detective that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot,' echoing the truth that a good sleuth needs both caffeine and candidness and a reminder that humor keeps the mystery alive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd this witty detective ornament to your cart and give a holiday gift that sparks laughter and coffee-filled investigations for the detective in your life who deserves a break from the case files and fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48334911668276,"sku":"PTM-140-15-315186","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/2090\/4500\/files\/circle_ornament_315186_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1789289487","url":"https:\/\/giftoryhub.com\/products\/detective-christmas-ornament-keepsake-gift-for-him-coffee-cussing","provider":"giftoryhub","version":"1.0","type":"link"}