{"product_id":"witty-mortician-christmas-ornament-gift-classy-sassy-and-a-bit-bad","title":"Witty Mortician Christmas Ornament Gift - Classy, Sassy, And A Bit Bad","description":"For those who appreciate the darkly humorous and the delightfully unconventional, this star ornament is a unique way to celebrate the spirit of the season. It's a playful nod to a profession often misunderstood, bringing a touch of wit to holiday decorations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Christmas ornament is an ideal gift for morticians, funeral directors, or anyone who appreciates a touch of dark humor. It's lovely for Christmas, a quirky birthday present, or a thoughtful 'just because' gift from colleagues or family. The star shape adds a festive touch to any tree.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is designed to last for years to come. The vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation print ensures the quote 'Mortician. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Bad Assy Is Not An Official Job Title.' remains clear and eye-catching, while the lightweight design and included gold cord make it easy to hang and enjoy. It's a wonderful keepsake to proudly display each holiday season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShow your appreciation for the exceptional individuals who provide comfort and care with this unforgettable Christmas ornament. Grab yours today and add a touch of darkly delightful humor to your holiday décor.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis Christmas tree ornament is a thoughtful present for the mortician in your life, adding a touch of dark humor to holiday decor and crafted from durable MDF to withstand years of festive displays.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLovely for a mortician friend or family member, this novelty star ornament makes a unique addition to any Christmas tree, featuring a high-gloss finish and vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation printing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt from sturdy MDF, this Christmas ornament is lightweight and resistant to breakage, making it a safe and enjoyable decoration for households with children or pets, showcasing the quote 'Mortician.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA fantastic keepsake for those with a darkly humorous sense of style, this star ornament ships with a festive gold cord for effortless hanging, allowing you to proudly display the quote 'Mortician.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and celebrate the mortician in your life with this unique and memorable Christmas tree ornament, a lovely way to add a touch of personality to your holiday festivities.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48343475224628,"sku":"PTM-140-16-277974","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/2090\/4500\/files\/star_ornament_277974_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1789435210","url":"https:\/\/giftoryhub.com\/products\/witty-mortician-christmas-ornament-gift-classy-sassy-and-a-bit-bad","provider":"giftoryhub","version":"1.0","type":"link"}