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Funny Security Guard Gifts - Snowflake Ornament for Christmas - Don't Trust a Guard that Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say F*** A Lot - Gifts from Friends for Security Guards

Funny Security Guard Gifts - Snowflake Ornament for Christmas - Don't Trust a Guard that Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say F*** A Lot - Gifts from Friends for Security Guards

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Are you a friend or family member of a security guard looking for a unique gift? Do you know someone who loves their job as a security guard? Look no further! This funny snowflake ornament is the ideal gift for any security guard who doesn't trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee and say 'f*** a lot'.

This premium stainless steel snowflake ornament is shatterproof, ensuring both durability and safety. It measures 3.14 inches in diameter, making it a great addition to any Christmas tree or gift.

As a security guard, your loved one knows that a good cup of coffee is essential to getting through a long night of patrol. And who can blame them? A good cup of coffee can make even the most mundane tasks more enjoyable. So why not give a gift that will make them laugh and remember you for years to come?

Order this snowflake ornament today and make your loved one's Christmas a little more merry and bright.

Get this hilarious gift for your security guard friend or family member today and make them the envy of all their colleagues!
  • This snowflake ornament is crafted from premium stainless steel, ensuring durability and safety for any Christmas tree or gift.
  • The shatterproof design makes it perfect for happy kids and pets, and the 3.14-inch diameter makes it a great addition to any holiday decor.
  • This funny gift is for the security guard who doesn't trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee and say 'f*** a lot' - a hilarious and relatable quote that's sure to bring a smile to their face.
  • Order this gift today and make your security guard loved one the envy of all their colleagues.
  • Give the gift that will make them laugh and remember you for years to come - order now and get ready for a hilarious holiday season!
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